Flock of Seagulls

1969

2009

A nightmare at any time.

Piñata Fury

I know for a fact that I will never be allowed a piñata at another birthday or probably even allowed near a piñata at any other function for as long as I am still friends with the guests at my birthday party on Saturday. I can accept that and I do apologize if I scared anyone with my antics, but I will tell you that ever since I beat the shit out of that thing I have felt a serious weight lifted. Apparently I needed some major release. Who knew? Thanks to that little star full or starburst, chocolate and condoms (and the lovely ladies who got it for me) I feel so much better and ready as ever to go into my 28th year aggression free. I think it’s going to be a good one, this year.

Do You Miss Her?

Sometimes we all need a little bit of this cunt (sorry) in our lives, it’s just not the same making fun of the chicks on The Bachelor. So Sarah Palin is back and she actually tells us which publications she reads and why she couldn’t let us know before, well, sort of. My favorite part is when she says that a "grizzly rises up in her" when she hears Tina Fey make fun of her daughter. Oh that’s good, I need to use that phrase, gosh darn it.

Really Lindsay?

Not that I really ever had any respect for Lindsay Lohan, but this is just insane, almost to the Sarah Palin level. Did she really just say that Barack Obama is the first "colored" president? Scary. She should not be let out of the house.

Scary

Just horrible.